
function vh_sceneLoaded()
{
	setStatus(1,0);
	setGaze(90, 6, 100);
	
	}
function rhondaSpeaks() {
	d = new Date();
	mins = d.getMinutes();
	hours = d.getHours();

	if(hours < 5){
		timeStr = "Man,..You are working pretty late... get some sleep already,..Well, I'm gear rhonda and, about our rebuild kits. These kits contain all wearable parts. Meaning, synchro rings, bearings, gaskets, seals, needle bearings, bushings, snap rings, shift keys and springs, counter shafts and a few other odds and ends. Muncie kits come with a front oil slingur, front nut and premium synchro rings, not like the other cheapo crap kits sold on E bay or from other mindless jokers that copy pauls cool shit. pauls tech support is unlimited, with any sale, and thats worth a bunch, trust me,...any questions? ";
	}else if(hours < 12){
		timeStr = 'Good Morning..., its gear rhonda! Oh, about our rebuild kits. These kits contain all wearable parts. Meaning, synchro rings, bearings, gaskets, seals, needle bearings, bushings, snap rings, shift keys and springs, counter shafts and a few other odds and ends. Muncie kits come with a front oil slingur, front nut and premium synchro rings, not like the other cheapo crap kits sold on E bay or from other mindless jokers that copy pauls cool shit. pauls tech support is unlimited, with any sale, and thats worth a bunch, trust me,...any questions? ';
	}else if (hours < 17){
		hours = hours - 12;
		timeStr = 'Good Afternoon Dude..., its gear rhonda! Oh, about our rebuild kits. These kits contain all wearable parts. Meaning, synchro rings, bearings, gaskets, seals, needle bearings, bushings, snap rings, shift keys and springs, counter shafts and a few other odds and ends. Muncie kits come with a front oil slingur, front nut and premium synchro rings, not like the other cheapo crap kits sold on E bay or from other mindless jokers that copy pauls cool shit. pauls tech support is unlimited, with any sale, and thats worth a bunch, trust me,...any questions? ';
	}else{
		hours = hours - 12;
		timeStr = 'Good Evening Dude..., its gear rhonda! Oh, about our rebuild kits. These kits contain all wearable parts. Meaning, synchro rings, bearings, gaskets, seals, needle bearings, bushings, snap rings, shift keys and springs, counter shafts and a few other odds and ends. Muncie kits come with a front oil slingur, front nut and premium synchro rings, not like the other cheapo crap kits sold on E bay or from other mindless jokers that copy pauls cool shit. pauls tech support is unlimited, with any sale, and thats worth a bunch, trust me,...any questions? ';
    }

    sayText(timeStr,1,1,3);
		
}
function speakEbay() {
for (i=1; i<5; i++) {
num = Math.ceil(Math.random() * i); 
}
if (num == 1) {
sayText('It seems like everyone has a kit, cheaper on E bay. It is easy to sell cheap kits, when you use low grade gaskets, cast synchro rings, hungarian bearings, and leave out a few odds and ends. Our Muncie gasket sets for example, come with extra front retainer gaskets to compensate for variances of different makes. We happen to also be a 25 year old company. Perhaps that may not matter much to you, but it is something to think about.',1,1,3);
}
if (num == 2) {
sayText('Yeah, E bay. It is easy to sell cheap kits, when you use low grade gaskets, cast synchro rings, hungarian bearings, and leave out a few odds and ends. Our Muncie gasket sets for example, come with extra front retainer gaskets to compensate for variances of different makes. We happen to also be a 25 year old company. Perhaps that may not matter much to you, but it is something to think about.',1,1,3);
}
if (num == 3) {
sayText('Good question! It is easy to sell cheap kits, when you use low grade gaskets, cast synchro rings, hungarian bearings, and leave out a few odds and ends. Our Muncie gasket sets for example, come with extra front retainer gaskets to compensate for variances of different makes. We happen to also be a 25 year old company. Perhaps that may not matter much to you, but it is something to think about.',1,1,3);
}
if (num == 4) {
sayText('E Bay, I can never sell anything on it, but It is easy to sell cheap kits, when you use low grade gaskets, cast synchro rings, hungarian bearings, and leave out a few odds and ends. Our Muncie gasket sets for example, come with extra front retainer gaskets to compensate for variances of different makes. We happen to also be a 25 year old company. Perhaps that may not matter much to you, but it is something to think about.',1,1,3);
}
}

function speakToon() {
for (i=1; i<5; i++) {
cart = Math.ceil(Math.random() * i); 
}
if (cart == 1) {
sayText('You would not have to ask me these silly questions, if you took the time to read what is written below me, and I am based on a real person.',1,1,3);
}
if (cart == 2) {
sayText('Sometimes it is easy to sit back and let a woman do the talking, and driving for that matter. You can always shut me up, by clicking my pause button.',1,1,3);
}
if (cart == 3) {
sayText('A question that my buddy paul has been getting a great deal of shit about. Apparently, since this web site can be overwhelming at times, having me answer questions, is helping him get a life.',1,1,3);
}
if (cart == 4) {
sayAudio('weird');
}
}


function speakMuncie() {
for (i=1; i<5; i++) {
kit = Math.ceil(Math.random() * i); 
}
if (kit == 1) {
sayText('Muncie kits, include all wearable parts. That means, synchro rings, bearings, gaskets, seals, rear bushing, shift dogs and springs, small parts, such as needle bearings, snap rings and thrust washers. We also include a new counter shaft, front nut and front slingur.  Synchro rings are forged bronze and not cast brass.  We make our own gaskets and use US or Japanese bearings.',1,1,3);
}
if (kit == 2) {
sayText('Yes, Muncie kits, include all wearable parts. That means, synchro rings, bearings, gaskets, seals, rear bushing, shift dogs and springs, small parts, such as needle bearings, snap rings and thrust washers. We also include a new counter shaft, front nut and front slingur.  Synchro rings are forged bronze and not cast brass.  We make our own gaskets and use US or Japanese bearings.',1,1,3);
}
if (kit == 3) {
sayText('A question asked often. Muncie kits, include all wearable parts. That means, synchro rings, bearings, gaskets, seals, rear bushing, shift dogs and springs, small parts, such as needle bearings, snap rings and thrust washers. We also include a new counter shaft, front nut and front slingur.  Synchro rings are forged bronze and not cast brass.  We make our own gaskets and use US or Japanese bearings.',1,1,3);
}
if (kit == 4) {
sayText('Great question, Muncie kits, include all wearable parts. That means, synchro rings, bearings, gaskets, seals, rear bushing, shift dogs and springs, small parts, such as needle bearings, snap rings and thrust washers. We also include a new counter shaft, front nut and front slingur.  Synchro rings are forged bronze and not cast brass.  We make our own gaskets and use US or Japanese bearings.',1,1,3);
}
}

function speakTremec() {
for (i=1; i<4; i++) {
tkit = Math.ceil(Math.random() * i); 
}
if (tkit == 1) {
sayText('Yes, everyone is doing a T5 kit, big deal,  We happen to be the first. world class kits, include all synchro ring components. Every bearing, seal and O ring. Every small part, such as needle bearings, snap rings, thrust washers, plastic shift fork inserts, shifter bushing, roll pins, strut keys and springs. Our own peel and place shims make it easy to set up end play. All stuff in these kits is OEM.',1,1,3);
}
if (tkit == 2) {
sayText('Yeah, I dig the T5. its a complex tranny, So is our kit. We happen to be the first to make them. Our world class kits, include all synchro ring components. Every bearing, seal and O ring. Every small part, such as needle bearings, snap rings, thrust washers, plastic shift fork inserts, shifter bushing, roll pins, strut keys and springs. Our own peel and place shims make it easy to set up end play. All stuff in these kits is OEM.',1,1,3);
}
if (tkit == 3) {
sayText('A question asked often. Our world class kits, include all synchro ring components. Every bearing, seal and O ring. Every small part, such as needle bearings, snap rings, thrust washers, plastic shift fork inserts, shifter bushing, roll pins, strut keys and springs. Our own peel and place shims make it easy to set up end play. All stuff in these kits is OEM.',1,1,3);
}
}

